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The all-new inebriation thread!

Postby edd » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:00 pm

I been getting to drunk for too long without posting about it, and in my drunken state, I cannae find the inebriation thread, so here's the new one!

Tonight I had:

Two pints of cider
One pint of snakebite (no black)
Three Chocolate funky monkey shots (Flavored vodka shots)
One whiskey and lemonade

And to make up for lost time:
On Monday I had:
One Reef
One Double whiskey and coke
One Sambuca
One Black aftershock
One Silver Aftershock
One Tequila Slammer
One Double White chocolate corkeys (Flavored vodka shot)
One Cream Egg Corkeys
One ladyboy (A Bailey's, a g&t and a pint, all drunk rapidly together)


Has been a good week.
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Postby lakefever » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:06 pm

Edd, i look up to you now.
Always I want to live more intensely and richly. Say that i starved, that i was lost and weary, that i was frostbitten by the wind and blinded by the sun, footsore, thirsty, sick with strange diseases, lonely and wet and cold, but that i kept my dream!
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Postby jfrcoates » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:55 am

And you can remember all of that?!?!?!
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Postby Kirmaji234 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:56 am

DAMN! Again, how do you remember!?
I R BACK.
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Postby edd » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:47 am

I honestly don't know how, but by the morning after, the list is there in my head!
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Postby Kirmaji234 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:56 am

Wow...
I R BACK.
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Postby iPad » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:04 pm

I avoid the net after drinking, seriously bad experiences with forums.

I have 3/4 beers many nights. Upwards of ten on a friday or saturday night if I go out.
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Postby LadySally » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:10 pm

I'm impressed that you even think of this when your drunk.When I 'm drunk I'm generally laughing too hysterically to think of much.
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Postby iPad » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:25 pm

I'm quite used to drinking that much so I don't tend to act especially different, perhaps a little merrier. Last time I was really drunk was some time ago at a house party, a large bottle Kronie Blanc, two bottles of wine and something not frown upon in Holland and I was away.
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Postby edd » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:39 pm

iPad: start mixing your drinks. That'll get you drunk. And its cheaper than trying to do it off beer alone.

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Postby cheeseman » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:38 pm

hoegaarden wooooooo!!!!!
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Postby iPad » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:07 pm

I rearly mix drinks anymore based on experience.

So its a friday night.

No ones out at the pub.

End up back at home.

One person is insisting on watching Eastenders dispite the other three hating the show.

Oh well theres always beer.
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Postby iPad » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:55 pm

Got rid of the error ridden quintripual posting.

Went out after this just with my bro, had some vodka red bulls, found a shop on the way home that was still selling booze, stayed up till the small hours watching standup comedy, chatting and drinking beer.
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Postby Eowyn » Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:28 am

I'm glad to say that I've never been drunk. That day I turn 21 (yes, I'm a goody-good, shut up) is the day the world ends.

Bwhhahhahaha.

I don't need alcohol to seem drunk. :D Just oxygen.
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Postby edd » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:13 pm

Eowyn wrote:I'm glad to say that I've never been drunk. That day I turn 21 (yes, I'm a goody-good, shut up) is the day the world ends.

Bwhhahhahaha.

I don't need alcohol to seem drunk. :D Just oxygen.


Three words for you:

Holiday to Europe.

No need to wait till you're 21 then :) Just 18. Hell, uni would be so boring with out alcohol fuelled funinness :)
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Postby jfrcoates » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:07 am

Or come to Australia, 18 here also, and it's much better than Europe. a) evryone speaks English, so no linguistic confusion for the Americans, and b) the weather is great.
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Postby edd » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:37 pm

yeah, but considering Australia are yet to export a drinkable beer, most people will avoid :P
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Postby chastity » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:44 pm

Heh.

As for myself tonight: two glasses of champagne. Too quickly.
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Postby Cephaler » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:21 am

Alcoholics.
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Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum

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Postby chastity » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:51 pm

Vodka Mango. Three glasses.

My Vienna drink! Yay! :bounce:
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Postby edd » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:13 am

Two pints of ale (and I mean proper ale, not lager)
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.
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Postby Pyr » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:09 am

Some extremely cheap vodka.
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Postby iPad » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:37 pm

Cephaler wrote:Alcoholics.


Abraham Lincoln wrote:It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.




edd8990 wrote:Two pints of ale (and I mean proper ale, not lager)
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.


Which ones? I quite like a bit of Beemish Red or Speckled Hen. I wount ask about Rockie or Green though. :lol:

Man Churchill had some fantastic quotes aswell.

Winston Churchill wrote:I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


Winston Churchill wrote:I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.


Winston Churchill wrote:It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.


Winston Churchill wrote:It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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Postby edd » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:01 pm

iPad wrote:
edd8990 wrote:Two pints of ale (and I mean proper ale, not lager)
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.


Which ones? I quite like a bit of Beemish Red or Speckled Hen. I wount ask about Rockie or Green though. :lol:


I caanae remeber their names! We have a pub called the Wellington here, and you choose your ale of a board, and then order it by number not by name. They have a different selection every couple of weeks. I think one of them was called autum gold, and I think the cider was black rat.
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Postby chastity » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:27 pm

I love you, iPad! :)
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