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The all-new inebriation thread!
The all-new inebriation thread!
I been getting to drunk for too long without posting about it, and in my drunken state, I cannae find the inebriation thread, so here's the new one!
Tonight I had:
Two pints of cider
One pint of snakebite (no black)
Three Chocolate funky monkey shots (Flavored vodka shots)
One whiskey and lemonade
And to make up for lost time:
On Monday I had:
One Reef
One Double whiskey and coke
One Sambuca
One Black aftershock
One Silver Aftershock
One Tequila Slammer
One Double White chocolate corkeys (Flavored vodka shot)
One Cream Egg Corkeys
One ladyboy (A Bailey's, a g&t and a pint, all drunk rapidly together)
Has been a good week.
Tonight I had:
Two pints of cider
One pint of snakebite (no black)
Three Chocolate funky monkey shots (Flavored vodka shots)
One whiskey and lemonade
And to make up for lost time:
On Monday I had:
One Reef
One Double whiskey and coke
One Sambuca
One Black aftershock
One Silver Aftershock
One Tequila Slammer
One Double White chocolate corkeys (Flavored vodka shot)
One Cream Egg Corkeys
One ladyboy (A Bailey's, a g&t and a pint, all drunk rapidly together)
Has been a good week.
Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
And you can remember all of that?!?!?!
Savage Garden wrote:I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality.
Svalbard
Can has people buying my books?
I honestly don't know how, but by the morning after, the list is there in my head!
Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
iPad: start mixing your drinks. That'll get you drunk. And its cheaper than trying to do it off beer alone.
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This message is not endorsed by any "drink sensibly" campaign.
Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
Eowyn wrote:I'm glad to say that I've never been drunk. That day I turn 21 (yes, I'm a goody-good, shut up) is the day the world ends.
Bwhhahhahaha.
I don't need alcohol to seem drunk.Just oxygen.
Three words for you:
Holiday to Europe.
No need to wait till you're 21 then
Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
Or come to Australia, 18 here also, and it's much better than Europe. a) evryone speaks English, so no linguistic confusion for the Americans, and b) the weather is great.
Savage Garden wrote:I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality.
Svalbard
Can has people buying my books?
yeah, but considering Australia are yet to export a drinkable beer, most people will avoid 
Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
Two pints of ale (and I mean proper ale, not lager)
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.
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Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
Cephaler wrote:Alcoholics.
Abraham Lincoln wrote:It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
edd8990 wrote:Two pints of ale (and I mean proper ale, not lager)
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.
Which ones? I quite like a bit of Beemish Red or Speckled Hen. I wount ask about Rockie or Green though.
Man Churchill had some fantastic quotes aswell.
Winston Churchill wrote:I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill wrote:I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
Winston Churchill wrote:It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill wrote:It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
iPad wrote:edd8990 wrote:Two pints of ale (and I mean proper ale, not lager)
Two pints of cider (and I mean proper cider, not strongbow)
And a piece of burning plant which I wont mention.
Which ones? I quite like a bit of Beemish Red or Speckled Hen. I wount ask about Rockie or Green though.![]()
I caanae remeber their names! We have a pub called the Wellington here, and you choose your ale of a board, and then order it by number not by name. They have a different selection every couple of weeks. I think one of them was called autum gold, and I think the cider was black rat.
Joker wrote:Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.
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